Virgomancy
AKA Incels, Forever Alones, Nofaps Women are succubi, ancient medieval demonic spirits in the female form who appear in dreams to lure righteous virgin men into sleeping with them, so that she can acquire his vital spark, his very soul, and forever bind him to her will. That’s why the slogan of every virgomancer is “Disregard women. Acquire magick.” Those who don’t understand call them weirdos, men’s rights activists, and patriarchal shitheads, but the virgomancers of the world know that their souls have been stolen, bought and paid for with the fleeting pleasures of the flesh. By keeping themselves apart from mainstream society and not engaging in what they term the “sexual marketplace” (gross), and by denying their baser instincts, they purify their spirits and gain incredible power over the opposite sex. In theory, it is possible for a virgomancer to be a woman or a member of the LGBT community, but the kind of neurotic, deep seated self loathing, with that special mix of entitlement just isn’t found outside of male cishet circles. Of course, it helps that virgomancers are pretty self policing and no self respecting virgomancy adept would ever teach the hidden secrets of their school to a woman or someone who isn’t attracted to women (it never really occurs to them that these groups already don’t want anything to do with them already). The central paradox of virgomancy is that virgomancers reject sexuality, but are consumed and obsessed with using sexuality to define themselves and society; their every thought and action is defined by sex and resisting it. By trying to escape sex’s hold on him, a virgomancer only reinforces its iron grip over him. Want to know more about the Virgomancer? Read the entire adept school here.
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Micheal Crichton
1/23/2022 07:16:41 am
I like it! Unlike so many fanmade adept schools, this one really captures the spirit of UA. :-)
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